I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You took a bar mat shot.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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