escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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