It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm drive I can fine osifer
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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