Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
