Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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