Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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