Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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