I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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