Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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