That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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