We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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