my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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