wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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