just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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