I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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