Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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