I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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