it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize