Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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