Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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