his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
