that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize