I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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