Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
There are leaves in my underwear?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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