I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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