I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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