Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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