is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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