Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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