I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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