I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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