He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I should be sponsored by Trojan
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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