No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
