hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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