I heard we made out
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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