Buhtt sex?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Randomize
