waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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