grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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