Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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