we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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