you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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