You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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