She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
