I have demons in me.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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