Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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