the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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