Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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