i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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