Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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