you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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