Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Randomize
