Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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