Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Randomize
