No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
