What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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