I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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