i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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